Friday, July 15, 2005

sleeping disorder.

ANO ORAS KA USUALLY NATUTULOG?
recently umaga na, mga 2.

TINGIN MO BA SAPAT ITO?
no. duh.

MAY INIINOM KA BANG GAMOT PARA
MAKATULOG?
wala. kelangan ko nga ng pampagising e hahaha

ANO ANG TATLONG BAGAY NA PALAGI MONG
GINAGAWA BAGO KA MATULOG?
gumawa ng assignments, gumawa ng assignments, gumawa ng assignments

NAGDADASAL KA BA BAGO MATULOG?
not anymore.

ANO DINADASAL MO?
kulit mo.

NATUTUPAD NAMAN BA?
hay.

ANO UNA MONG NAIISIP PAGKAGISING?
kahihiga ko lang ah?

ANO UNA MO GINAGAWA PAGKAGISING?
matulog ulit.

SINO UNA MO KINAKAUSAP?
yung isang aid namin para tanungin kung anong ulam.

ANO ORAS KA BA GUMIGISING?
dapat before 5 pero nag-eextend ako hanggang 5-5.30.

BAKIT GANONG ORAS?
kasi yun na yun.

Friday, July 08, 2005

mushy shit.

1. Love is Blind or Lovers are Blind?
* lovers are blind

2. Ano ba mas mahalaga: tagal ng pinagsamahan o
tindi ng nararamdaman?
* tindi ng nararamdaman

3. The one you Love or the one who Loves u? y?
* the one i love. i can never lie to myself, more to the person who loves me and the one i love.

4. Long distance relationship, hanggang kelan ka
tatagal?
* if you really love each other, your thing would last.

5. Past o present? Sino sa palagay mo?
* most pasts are still evident in the present. so, i dont know. haha

6. Relationship na puro away, magtatagal kaya?
* some couples find the need to quarrel all the time to realize how much they love each other.

7. Okay lang ba na ex Gf or bf mo naging sila ng
bestfriend mo?
* why not? if their feelings are genuine no one can do anything about it.

8. Mahirap bang magselos lalo't wala kang karapatan?
* well, yea.

9. Corny ba ang makipagbalikan sa ex?
* errr i dont know.

10. Nagkakausap ba kayo ng Ex mo?
* never had an ex.

12. If you were to choose bf/gf smoker or not?
* please, all of you, do not smoke.

13. Are u willing to give ur eyes to someone you love?
* if i really love that person and baliw ako ng time na yon, pwede din.

14. Do you believe in soulmates?
* errrr i dont know. yea. i see them in my parents kc e.

15. what attracts you most?
* eyes, talents, kasabugan pero seryosong mabait

16. Ano gagawin mo pag na inluv ka sa barkada mo?
* ka-barkada? ano pa ba dapat gawin? hahaha

17. Anung meron cya na wala ang iba?
* basta.

18. Nasabi mo na ba sa kanya ung feelings mo?
* no.

19. Ready ka na ba 4 a new relationship?
* new? never had naman e. not ready for one cguro.

20. What can u assure her/him if ever she/he & you
will be in a relationship?
* my faithfulness.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

the word of the day

shit. why does life have to be so damn hard? shit talaga.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

last.

1. whose picture is it that you keep on
your wallet?
:: i don't keep pictures in my wallet

2. what time do you go to bed?
:: wish ko 7 tulog na ko. but no.

3. what was the last thing you did before
filling this survey?
:: filled a different survey.

4. who's the one you always meet the
most?
:: blockmates, friends, cousins.

5. who's the person you're gonna call if you need
help?
:: yumi

6. what's on your mind just now?
:: my knee. and people.

7. who's number on your speed dials?
:: no one

8.with whom do you wanna be to have fun?
:: friends

9. what's your latest movie?
:: my latest movie? i wish i had. nyaha.

10. when was the last time you went out?
:: last night.

11. what do you hate the most for now?
:: the pain! ==> exactly!

12. when was the first time you sleep alone?
:: slept dapat yan. anyway. i always sleep alone.

13. what do you wanna do for now?
:: sleep and kick someone. haha

14. what do you do for everyday besides eat and
sleep?
:: walk.

15. what things could piss you off?
:: madaming bagay.

16. fave pet?
:: joey, my dog.

17. colors that make you happy?
:: green.

18. most fave thing in your room?
:: my bed.

19. what was the last thing you bought for
your room?
:: battery for my remote control. haha

20. any instruments in your room?
:: wala

21. do you cook?
:: no

22. miss someone?
:: yea

23. plan to buy something?
:: yea i just don't know what it is. haha

24. are you satisfied with your life now?
:: maybe

25.do you like seafood?
:: yea

26. breakfast or dinner?
:: breakfast. i usually don't have time to eat it but when i do, i love it.

27. what do you usually eat for breakfast?
:: bread

28. did you eat breakfast today?
:: yes! yum.

29. do you recycle?
::: yes

30. do you have a laptop?
:: yes, but i share it with my parents.

31. what're your favorite fast food chains?
:: mcdo, kfc, jollibee

32. cats or dogs?
:: dogs

33. salty or sweet?
:: sweet

34. city or country?
:: city

35. what's your favorite kind of jeans?
:: comfy ones. hehe ==>tama

36. Is kissing normal for our age?
:: i think so

37. are you athletic?
:: no. i wish.

38. do you swear?
:: a lot.

39. would you ditch your friends for a date?
:: i dont know. depends.

40. do you have your own cell phone?
:: yea

41. what do you wear to bed?
:: big shirt and shorts

42. ever had a crush on a teacher?
:: yup. he's gay and he's cute!Ü

43. coke or pepsi?
:: coke

44. sugar or spice?
:: spice

45. can you use chopsticks?
:: not really

46. do you like to read for pleasure?
:: yes

47. do you care about getting goodgrades?
:: yea

48. have you ever fallen asleep in class?
:: oopsy

49. get a job or ask your parents for money?
:: ask parents for money

50. is your dad strict?
:: yes super

51. do your parents give you enough privacy?
:: yes

52. do your parents trust you?
:: not really. haha

53. would you trade places (in life) with your best
friends..?
:: no

54. does your best friend get on your nerves?
:: sometimes

55. does love conquer all?
:: it conquers all the good stuff and triples the bad stuff. sick feeling after. yuck.
wat song are ya listening to now?
-- fall to pieces

*colour ya ar wearing now?
-- beige

*now, who's on ur mind?
-- shit naman

*now, wat lyrics do ya like so much?
-- i don't want to fall to pieces. I just want to sit and stare at you.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want a conversation. I just want to cry in front of you.
I don't want to talk about it 'coz im in love with you.

*where do ya feel like going now
-- nowhere

*wat movie do ya wan to watch?
-- ewan

*now, wat do ya want most?
-- i dont know. money.

*now, wat are ya eating n drinking?
-- nothing.

*current mood right now?
-- pissed

*when is ur birthday?
-- december 27

*where did ya buy ur sch bag?
-- esprit

*where did ya buy ur pencil box?
-- i don't remember

*how was school today?
-- no school today
_______________________________
- Studies -

*best subjects?
-- uh can't decide. fil and bio siguro. ewan. basta hndi lit.

*worst subject?
-- lit.

_________________
- Past -

*last time ya fell in love?
-- drop it.

*last movie ya watched? with who?
-- finding nemo. with kuya erni.

*last shirt ya wore before this shirt?
-- white shirt

*last thing ya held?
-- cellphone

*last time ya cried?
-- hay

*last place ya went? with?
-- drew's. with friends.

*last dream
-- i can't remember.

*last call ya received?
-- yumi. a while ago lang.

*last testi. ya got?
-- i can't remember.

*last message ya got in friendster?
-- can't remember also

*last thing ya did?
-- typed?

*last present u got?
-- ewan

*last present ya gave to someone?
-- a hairbrush for my lola ata.

*last issue u read in the newspaper?
-- i don't read the newspaper.
_____________________________

-Love Life -

*who's the first person ya fell in love with?
-- yuck

*how many girls did ya like before ?
-- girls? none? i like my friends. do they count?

can't stop.

1. shampoo first then soap or soap first?
* soap first

2. brand of cigarette you smoke?
* i don't smoke

3. last movie u watched?
* finding nemo ulit kanina

4. what did you eat for dinner last night?
* chicken fingers. hi dang.

5. what is the last thing u do b4 u sleep?
* lie down?

6. people who really know u?
* friends

7. oldest thing in your fridge?
* uh the fridge itself? i dont know.

8. chicken, beef or pork?
* chicken

9. brand, color and drawing or text of favorite shirt?
* any brand, black, "fuck off" nakalagay in big bold white letters

10. favorite cartoon character?
* reggie rocket. pati si little lulu at si arnold

11. favorite non-alcoholic drink?
* water. c2. coke.

12. favorite pet?
* joey. yung aso ko.

13. best christmas gift?
* cash

14. how much do u hate ur enemies?
* i actually don't have nay of those. haha

15. favorite brand of shoes?
* nike

16. stupidest thing done?
* shit. basta.

17. last subject flunked?
* math nung first year.

18. choose one: "hells angel" or "heavens devil"?
* hell's angel

19. last person to smile at you?
* oh shit.

20. Is he/she cute?
* ugh.

strike 3

1)Who's at home now?
> everyone

2) Did u go out yesterday?
> yea

3) Who did you go out with?
> friends

4) What time did u wake up today?
>9

5) Did u go anywhere today?
> no

6) What did u do there?
> nothing

7) What did u have for dinner?
> fish, salad, papaya

8) What do u call your mother?
> mom

9) Are u and your mom on good terms?
> yea

10) Are u the only girl/boi in ur family? --
> yea

11) What perfume/cologne are u using
now
> cologne. basta.

12) Who did u last talk to last night?
> dang

13) Are u spoiled?
> no

14) Do u want to get married?
> yea

15) With who? .
> i dont know

16) Where do u think your friends are now?
> home. or outside.

17) Do u think your friends need u now?
> yea

18) Where do u wish to be?
> i am where i wish to be

19) When will u be buying a car?
> tomorrow. nyaha

20) What type of car do u wanna buy?
> i dont know. we'll see.

21) If u were a car, what type will u be?
> a top-down bmw

22) Who do u wish to meet now?
>hay

23) Do u wanna meet britney spears?
> okay lang

24) Who do u approach when u have a
prob?
> friends. tsaka si yumi cyempre.

25) What do u want for your birthday?
> cash

26) What do u wish for xmas?
> cash

27) Any piercings on u?
> sa ears

28) Would u like to have a tattoo?
> yea pero hndi pwede

30) How many kids do u want?
> 2? i dont know.

31) Any homeworks?
> madami

32) Are u listening to any music now?
what song
> yea and it's my song for tonight. fall to pieces by avril lavigne.

33) Do u believe in miracles?
> no

34) Do u believe in fate?
> yea

35) When did u last cry?
> ugh

36) When did u last smile?
> ngayon

37) When did u last receive a gift?
>two days ago

38) Who has the cutest smile u ever seen?
>myself? haha kapal. ewan. si little guy.

39) What do u want to tell your crush?
> hi.

40) Why are u answering this bulletin?
>pampatanggal ng sama ng loob.

41) Do u kiss your parents good night?
> no

42) Your hair colour?
> black

43) Hairstyl?
> ewan. mahaba.

44) Are u being loved by someone?
> i hope so

45) Any wishes?
> ugh.

surveys as "stress" releasers.

1. Call me _____
** pia

2. What color of shirt are you wearing
right now?
** beige

3. What Are You Watching Right Now?
** nothing

4. What Was The Last Thing You Ate?
** papaya

5. Do You Believe In Karma?
** yea

6. If You Were A Crayon, what color
would you be? Why?
** green

7. How Is The Weather Right Now?
** ewan. nasa loob ako e at nakababa yung blinds so hndi ko alam kung umuulan. tapos naka-aircon so hndi ko alam kung mainit or malamig talaga.

8. Last Person You Talked To On The
Phone?
** yumi

9. Do You Like The Person Who Sent this?
** yea

10. How Are You Today?
** sick and pissed

11. Favorite Drink(s)?
** water and coke. atbp.

12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink?
** depende sa price.

13. Favorite Sport?
** to play, wla. to watch on the tv, basketball and billiards. to watch live, basketball and soccer.

14.Favorite Hair Color?
** black

15. Favorite Eye Color?
** brown or green or gray. dami.

16. Favorite Band?
** green day.

17. # of x bf/gf?
** you make me laugh.

18. Favorite Months?
** december and june

19. Favorite Foods?
** salads and pasta. pizza. ice cream, chocolates, and cheese. haha

20. Last Movie You Watched?
** finding nemo kanina sa dvd.

21. Favorite Days of the Year?
** my birthday. my day.

22. ??? no questions?!?!
-- bakit? sabihin mo lang.

23. What Was Your Favorite Toy As A
Child?
** yung white kong teddy bear na may zipper sa likod tpos pwede cya maging pillow.

24. Summer or Winter?
** winter

25. Hugs Or Kisses?
** hugs

26. Chocolate Or Vanilla?
** chocolate

27. What do you think about loving
someone who doesn't love you?
** ugh. fine.

28. What are the things that make you
feel uncomfortable?
** pwede ba when na lang? days when i have my period, times when im with an elusive airhead or brat, and instances when i just feel plain uncomfortable. bad trip.

29. Do You Think You're Normal?
** i think.

30. Friends You Have Had The Longest?
** madami.

31. What Did You Do Last Night?
** you wouldn't want to know. i won't share it anyway.

32. Favorite perfume?
** cucumber melon

33. Who Inspires You?
** no one at the moment. ugh.

34. What Are You Afraid Of?
** rats, frogs.

35. Plain, Buttered Or Salted Popcorn
** buttered

36. Missing someone?
** drop it.

shit ka. period.

1. Latest realization mo?
>>wow. so yun pala. sana sinabi mo na lang para wala nang expectations. ang hirap kaya.

2. Dapat gawin pag nalulungkot?
>>sing

3. Motto mo about LOVE?
>> love sucks

4. Dapat gawin ng guy pag busted?
>> move on

5. Pinakamatinding kalokohang nagawa mo sa
school?
>> uh ewan. i really can't think right now.

6. Gusto mong itawag sayo kung ikaw ang
masusunod?
>> pia? ewan.

7. Pangarap mong summer get-away trip?
>> beach na super layo tapos more than a week dun.

8. Isang bagay na hinding hindi mo tatanggihan?
>> money

9. Masayang libangan kapag umuulan?
>> singing para mas lumakas

10. Isang bagay na pinag-iipunan mo nang husto?
>> wala pa naman. basta nag-iipon lang.

11. Gagawin mo sa susunod mong birthday?
>> matutulog? promise gusto ko gawin yon.

12. Hindi mo makayanan o matagalan?
>> my sudden epiphany.

13. Gusto mong panoorin sa sine?
>> kahit ano. wala akong maisip

14. Gusto mong isigaw ngayon, as in now na!?
>> @*^$#*&#)(@&*^$*^&#*&# mo!

15. Paano ka ma-badtrip?
>> nagmumura. tsaka kumakanta.

16. Madali bang mahalata na may topak ka?
>> super. yung normal ko. yun na yun.

17. Matagal ka ba maligo?
> oo. pero marunong akong mag-magic pag malelate na ko.

18.kumakain ka ba ng vegetables?
>> except okra and ampalaya.

19. Tamad ka ba?
>> oo

20. Nagpplaystation ka ba?
>> not recently

Sunday, June 26, 2005

ang lamig promise.

1.one word to describe urself right now?
--- cold

2.two words you want to say to your loved
one/your crush/significant other?
--- what's up?

3. name 5 of your closest friends
--- yumi, dang, kuya erni, kq, reg

4. what's your favorite number?
--- 7

5. what was the first thing you did after
waking up?
--- did my essay

6. last number of your cellphone number?
--- 1

7. brand of your mobile phone?
--- nokia

8.who was the first person that came to
your mind as you woke up this morning?
--- ms astillero? my english prof

9. who was the last person to make you
feel kilig?
--- c small guy

10. what song is on your mind right now?
--- a smile ata title nun. yung kay barbie na ginamit sa close-up commercial

11. what was the last thing you wrote on a
line?
--- my name

12. whom do you want to call on your
cellphone?
--- kuya erni

13. what's your favorite time of day?
--- sleeping time

14. what color do you like?
--- green

15. last song that you sang:
--- a smile (kung ano mang title nun)

16. do you like to sing?
--- yes. a lot.

18. what was the last song that you
danced to?
--- hndi ko na matandaan

19. favorite songs:
-- madami e.

20. bakit mo sinagutan ang survey na ito?
--- dahil nilalamig na ko dito sa ctc so kelangan ko mag-type para hndi mag-numb yung fingers ko.

21. asan ka ngayon?
--- sa ctc

22. last person you e-mailed.
--- sarili ko. may sinend ako na kelangan ko for project e. so sinend ko sa sarili ko para ma-check ko sa bahay. nyaha.

23. have you worn/are you wearing
braces
--- no

24. how often do you buy load?
--- madalas thrice a month

25. who's the last person in your
phonebook?
--- an unknown person

26. if you were given a chance to visit
another country what would it be?
--- paris

27. name the person that you want to fall
for you at this moment
--- uh wala naman

28. msg to the person u love:
--- i love you? haha kung meron.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

what the

This day is the perfect epitome of a fuck shit day. Period. Smiley.

The Banana

Home Remedy -- If you want a quick fix for
flagging energy levels there's no better snack than
a banana. Containing three natural sugars --
sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber
a banana gives an instant, sustained and
substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas
provide enough for a strenuous 90-minute
workout. No wonder the banana is the number one
fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy
isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It
can also help overcome or prevent a substantial
number of illnesses and conditions making it a must
to add to your daily diet.

Depression -- According to a recent survey
undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from
depression, many felt much better after eating a
banana. This is because bananas contain
trypotophan, a type of protein that the body
converts into serotonin known to make you relax,
improve your mood... and generally make you feel
happier.

PMS -- Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin
B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels,
which can affect your mood.

Anemia -- High in iron, bananas can stimulate the
production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps
in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure -- This unique tropical fruit is
extremely high in potassium, yet low in salt, making
it the perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so,
the US Food and Drug Administration has just
allowed the banana industry to make official claims
for the fruit: It's ability to reduce the risk of
blood
pressure and stroke.

Brain Power -- 200 students at a Twickenham
(Middlesex) school were helped through their
exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast,
break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power.
Research has shown that the potassium packed
fruit can assist learning by making pupils more
alert.

Constipation -- High in fiber, including bananas in
the diet can help restore normal bowel action,
helping to overcome the problem without resorting
to laxatives.

Hangovers -- One of the quickest ways of curing a
hangover is to make a banana milkshake,
sweetened with honey. The banana calms the
stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up
depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes
and rehydrate your system.

Heartburn -- Bananas have a natural antacid effect
in the body so if you suffer from heartburn, try
eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness -- Snacking on bananas
between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up
and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites -- Before reaching for the insect
bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the
inside of a banana skin. Many people find it
amazingly successful at reducing swelling and
irritation.

Nerves -- Bananas are high in B vitamins that help
calm the nervous system.

Ulcers -- The banana is used as the dietary food
against intestinal disorders because of its soft
texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that
can be eaten without distress in over-chroniculcer
cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces
irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control -- Many other cultures see
bananas as a 'cooling' fruit that can lower both the
physical and emotional temperature of expectant
mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women
eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a
cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)-- Bananas can
help SAD sufferers because they contain the
natural mood enhancer, trypotophan.

Smoking -- Bananas can also help people trying to
give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well
as the potassium and magnesium found in them
help the body recover from the effects of nicotine
withdrawal.

Stress -- Potassium is a vital mineral which helps
normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain
and regulates the body's water-balance. When
stressed, our metabolic rate rises thereby reducing
our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced
with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes -- According to research in 'The New
England Journal of Medicine' eating bananas as
part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by
strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts -- Those keen on natural alternatives swear
that, if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of
banana skin and place it on the wart, with the
yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place
with a plaster or surgical tape!

So you see, a banana really is a natural remedy for
many ills. When compared to an apples, bananas
has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate,
three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin
A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and
minerals. Being rich also in potassium, it is one of
the best value foods around.

So maybe its time to change that well-known
phrase to say, "A Banana a day keeps the doctor
away"!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

(ang cute nitong story na 'to.Ü)

One Fine Day...
by Neurotik


Current is equal to voltage over resistance. Ohm's Law. HUH?!

I looked at the clock at my bedside table. It said 4:00 am. Drat. I'm halfway reviewing this chapter but I can't remember who Johannes Kepler is. Sheesh. I'm working overtime. Wait.. That's power. Shucks. Now I'm applying physics in my life. I am going to flunk this long test whether I memorize a dozen formulas or not. And I thought college was fun. Drat.

What I need is coffee. Some strong Batangas coffee. Heck, anything that will stimulate me. Wait, I just remembered that I've finished about three pots of coffee already and four bars of dark chocolate. Darn, my lack of sleep is getting better of me. If I could just rest my eyes for a while. Just an eensy, teensy, little wink. Hmmm. That feels great. Aaaah. Hmmm. Hmmm.

Ring. Riiiiinggg. Ring.

"Hey, how many times are you going to let that alarm clock go off?" my roommate asked me.

"Whaaattt?!!!"

"Your alarm clock has gone off for, like four times."

"Omigod!!!!! It must have been, like thirty minutes or something. I'm late. Nice going. You study like hell then you're late."

"What time is your long test, anyway?"

"Nine."

"Well, you better hurry 'coz it's 8:25 already."

"Thanks for the warning," I said as I ran to the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face. Maybe I am late but I am not about to go to school with dragon breath.

I grabbed the first pair of shorts my hand could reach and wrestled with the shirt I found on my head. Now, where is the hole for the head? Darn. Oh boy. I am so late. I jammed a baseball cap on my head. That will probably spare me some seconds against brushing my hair. Great, now I have to take that test with a cap on. My Birks. Where are they? Ah, a friend borrowed them. Guess I'll have to wear some rubber shoes. Socks. I need socks.

"Don't forget to zip," my roommate called out as I looked to for my stuff.

Okay. Where are my pends? Wait. I can't take a physics test without my scientific calculator. I grabbed my roommate's scientific calculator for some good measure. Nothing is absolutely worse that a broken calculator during a big test. She can borrow some other's calculator. This is an emergency after all.

Cab. I need a cab. Jeepneys would stop for, like a million times just to get their seats filled up. There. There's a taxi. I stepped into the road and waved my hands like crazy to hail the cab.

" Ma, sa Institute of Physics, ho. Paki-bilisan lang kasi late na ko." I told the cab driver.

Bwisit na mga humps 'to. Ma-lelate ako dahil sa humps.

"Miss, mukhang may banggaan sa kanto. Traffic."

Kung malas ka nga naman talaga. Pati traffic galit sa'kin.

"Dito na lang po ako. Maglalakad na lang po ako. Late na talaga ako." I quickly gave him some cash and said, "Keep the change."

Hmmm. Ganito pala ang ma-late, nagiging generous. Buti na lang naalala kong magdala ng pera.

I ran like crazy on the sidewalk and bumped into this guy. He gave me a funny look and looked at my zipper. I have forgotten to zip after all. So instead of saying sorry to the guy I said, "I'm late. What's your excuse?" And I ran as fast as I could.

9:05. Did I say how my professor absolutely hates tardiness? Well, he does. No exception to the rule. I am so damn late.

I rushed up the stairs like a madwoman. 9:07. How am I going to explain to the professor why I am late?

And as I reached our classroom...

"The long test is postponed until next week. An emergency came up," said the note posted on the door. I banged my head eight times. Conut 'em. Same number as the number of minutes I was so-called late. All that fuss for a week later test. Damn.

I went down the building and saw the guy I ran into this morning. He had this silly grin on his face. I looked at my shirt and saw that I wore it backwards. Sheesh. So that was why it felt a little tight. I also had on two different socks. I looked again to see if I had my left shoe on my left foot. I did.

"Hey, you've already seen my fly open, my shirt backwards, and my socks mismatched. Can't you feel some sympathy for me?" I shouted as I was crossing the street. Then I saw a car rushing to me. I blanked out.

I opened one eye then another. There's the guy again.

"Where am I?" I asked.

"My room, you ok? The guy replied.

"Yeah, I think. What happened?"

"You fainted even before the car hit you."

"Blame the caffeine. Hey, thanks."

"Don't mention it. Want some breakfast?"

"Sure."

(from The Magnificat's 2nd Issue, SY 2004-2005)